Pft. You and your 2 Michelin stars. You let me down. What happened? Was it just a bad night? Why would you flash me your hoity toity box of black truffle and deliver me a smoked salmon amuse bouche that tasted like bleach? No one can ruin smoked salmon! NO ONE! But you proved me wrong. You don't fool me, Mélisse. Don't hide behind your French title and your hotel-room kitschy photographs of macro-orchids and cut outs of figs... serve me good food! This was the first time I could not finish my dish at a fine dining establishment and refuse also, to take it home. It was disappointing. Although my water glass always remained full and my butt felt nicely kissed, my stomach was mumbling and grumbling complaints.

This was Courtney's appetizer, but it was quite yummy: the sweetness of the lobster and tomato needed a counter, I thought. Perhaps a bitter green?

I like the dress :)
ReplyDeleteyou can borrow it sometime if you want.
ReplyDeleteHaha tempting, but I think it'll be better left on you.
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