Tiffany: Yeah, I think we look a lot alike.
We each start to examine each other, first looking at one another, then comparing in the mirror. This goes on for about 5 minutes.
Alice: You have nice legs, I was looking at them earlier and I was like, "damn." Do you run?
Tiffany: ...yeah
Alice: I should work out more.
Tiffany: Whatever. You have better arms. Mine look like turkey thighs.
Alice: I like turkeys.
Tiffany: You got all the good genes. You're taller, your eyes are bigger, and you've got bigger boobs.
Alice: Well... After a few minutes...
You're smarter.
You're smarter.
haha this made me chuckle
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