Sister love.

Alice: Do you think we look alike?

Tiffany: Yeah, I think we look a lot alike.

We each start to examine each other, first looking at one another, then comparing in the mirror. This goes on for about 5 minutes.

Alice: You have nice legs, I was looking at them earlier and I was like, "damn." Do you run?

Tiffany: ...yeah

Alice: I should work out more.

Tiffany: Whatever. You have better arms. Mine look like turkey thighs.

Alice: I like turkeys.

Tiffany: You got all the good genes. You're taller, your eyes are bigger, and you've got bigger boobs.

Alice: Well... After a few minutes...
You're smarter.

Family

Excerpt from my sister Alice's email to me (2009/25/11, aznxsmiles@aol.com)

i am home right now and i washed sakura. she was very dirty. i was quite complicated but i managed to get hot water outside and make it warm water in a bucket but sakura was very good and only shook the water all over me 3 times. i used pantine pro v and conditioner and only afterward did i see that you had dog shampoo for her. i hope pantine is okay...i bushed her hair and blow dried her but her breath still stinks. i dunno what to do about that. do u think she will like listerine?